8yo: “How do you make-a da butt?” Me (sensing a trap, or at least a bad joke): “Uhhh…what?” 8yo: “How do you make-a da butt?” Me: (“DON’T say ‘make da butt do what?’”) “I don’t understand…” 8yo: “This says she made her dee-ee-bee-you-tee.”

🤣 Foiled by earnestness yet again.